Thursday, November 23, 2006

Not Suave

Saw this new 007 flick on someone else's free pass... but nevertheless the movie was unimpressive...

First: this movie does not depict 007 as a suave, sophisticated, gizmo driven, womanizing f***er but a hero whose action choreography is full of physical action & no guns, etc etc....

Second: For a good reason, 007 is castrated & becomes a eunuch - NO MORE SEX, not even with "M"... They show pain expressed by 007 & the live operation performed.

Third: C'mon, if I wanted to see gambling, there is this channel broadcasting BlackJack & Poker 24*7.. I do not need a movie to show the same thing.

Fourth: He drives a FORD... what happened to the days of luxury cars???

Fifth: Unnecessarily lengthy enough, you can get pissed off...

Sixth: Why the heck doesn't the CIA & MI6 nab the terrorist, instead of gambling with him...


MORAL OF THE STORY: Bullshit... absolute waste of time... Go & sleep...

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